Yep, here we go. Everyone, all of my precious followers who I love and adore and am so grateful to have, please take a moment and rack your brain. What did you do this week to generally embarrass or make yourself look like a total ass? Come on now, we all have at least one of these moments a week and we cannot take ourselves too seriously. Me? I was at the gym on Wednesday, dragging my butt through 5 miles on the treadmill. I noticed a lot of things during that time. Endless seconds ticking away on the timer, the little arrow slowly circling the track on the treadmill dashboard, the sounds of people speeding up behind me. What I did NOT notice was that I was creeping closer and closer to the back of the treadmill, aka the no-no zone. Apparently your shoes make a special kind of sound once they reach that little space between the treadmill's edge and oblivion. Thank god for that sound, as it sent me flailing forward, arms akimbo, to avoid what I am sure would have been an epic face plant followed by the cancellation of my gym membership. I have no doubt that I entertained everyone on the row of machines behind me, there was just no way to look cool and recover from that.
So that is my moment for the week, although I suppose there is still time for something to come along and top it. The weather outside is amazing and I am so tempted to sneak a run in. I shouldn't, I'm getting up at 5:30 tomorrow for my first MCM training long run and I want to feel as fresh as possible. But dammit, the temperature is finally tolerable and the breeze doesn't feel like its wafting from a hellmouth. Le sigh. So I'll wrap up work, go home, do some laundry, watch more Dexter and go to bed. Company is more than welcome, I'd love someone to talk to besides the kids. No, seriously. Pleasebemyfriend.